straight up downsizing

[21 Aug 2006 | Monday]

3:13 PM - straight up downsizing
Current mood: what?

i'm not gonna lie. i am shallow. the key is that i realize i am shallow and disregard myself accordingly.

i take the kids that i support to the edmonton public library branch in their neighborhood. this place is a wellspring of entertainment, information and characters characters characters.

you've probably heard my library crush story by now. this has nothing to do with him *as i look over my shoulder as though looking at the clock, not at mr. library crush, when i'm CLEARLY wearing a watch*

anyway, i think there are junior & highschool student volunteers that reshelve the books to free up the clerks for acquiring holds and checking out my items in that much appreciated awkward but totally enticing way that they do.

oh yeah, so this kid has been working or volunteering or whatever excuse he has for putzing around the library with his head bobbing to the side all year. i can't stand him. i have no legitimate reason for being so repulsed. he's not ugly, he seems pleasant enough, and i've never seen or heard him do anything other than shelves books in a leisurely manner. but, (big but) he has these bulbous glassy eyes that never blink, too much gel in his nondescript hair, a limp napoleon lip and this shockingly large ghetto booty. why? where does it come from? everytime i see him the junk in his trunk is too much for me to handle. i shiver and turn away.

not today. sometime since june he has grown 3 inches and i'm pretty sure his body ate his booty and all is well.

i was probably jealous.

cast the first stone.

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